Idle Thoughts of A Retiree

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
I had amnesia once- or twice.
They told me I was gullible.......I believed them.
Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic.
Experience is one thing left after everything else is gone.
My weight is perfect for my height wich fluctuates.
How can there be self-help groups?
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Teach a child to be polite and courteous and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his
car onto the freeway.