The Sand Man & Dust Bunny Are Related

Once again I am not very hard at dusting. My pet peeve of all time and I make a joke to my family I only do it once a year. Truth is I do it only once a month. Reason being..... when you sneeze your heart stops a beat, I sneeze mucho while dusting. I would hate to have a mild cardial infarction while dusting. See....... that EMT class paid off, I learned a new word. Even in the winter the dust piles up from the dust bunny who apparently is a cousin of the the sand man; reason being that it is not there when I go to bed and it's 2" thick when I get up. I need to leave a swifter for the two of my night visitors.