The Big News As Promised

For a few years now it has come to my attention that I find ALL Southern men are STUPID and/or LAZY! So with that in mind I figured I would never get married again. I don't support 35 year old retired men. I thought to make my family complete that I would adopt a child. I have attended orientation back in March of this year, filled out all the required paper work and have had all my investigation back ground checks including: DMV, FBI, State and Local courts, etc....
I was suppose to have my home inspection last week but the woman never showed up or called. Well, she called today. Tomorrow I will have my home inspection that includes some really mundane tasks to be done. For example ALL knives including kitchen knives are to be under lock and key. All medicines and cleaning supplies are to be locked up as well. I already had a fire extinguisher so that was not a problem. I have ordered another chest of drwers and they are not here yet so I hope that is not a strike against me. There are classes that I must attend. 6 Saturday classes for 5 hours each. That is going to be a problem for work and I fear I will be pulling 24 hour stay-awake shifts for the weekend. I will see when the time comes in June if things can be worked out that I can get some sleep in somewhere.
I was asked if I would foster a child since they are in need, but what I heard is that,"we need white foster parents". I do not know if I could do that though. I think it would take someone with a stronger base to let a child go once you have them with you awhile. Again, I shall see.